Warning–if you have no experience with Pokemon, this post is going to go right over your head. It nearly went over mine.

Dad: If you were a pokemon, what type would you be?
Son One: Probably a psychic type. I could confuse people with my thoughts.
Dad: Wow, you would be good at that! What about me?
Son One: You are always using things that are plugged in. You have the computer, the Wii, the DS. You are an electric type.
Dad: That makes total sense. I do use a lot of electric things. But then what is your little brother?
Son One: He’s a milk type. His special attacks are burps and stinkbombs.