Saved the most important part for last.
As part of his orientation for first grade, our son received a handwritten letter from a boy at his new school:
Dear Friend,
I’m glad that you are here at _ _ E! I will see you next year. Our gym teacher is nice. Art class is fun. We get to take books from the library. Music is fun. And we get to keep books from the book fair. And it is fun at _ _ E.
Your friend,
StevenWe have a bathroom.