Our son came running up to me with a panic-stricken look on his face yesterday morning:

Lad: Daddy, Daddy! Am I on the naughty list or the nice list?
Dad: You? Are you kidding me? You’re such a good boy! You don’t really think you could be on the naughty list, do you?
Lad: [Suddenly playing it cool…] Nah. I was just checking.