No, he’s not going to be elected.

But he still has a chance, before being voted out of the office, to become the least popular Senator with his constituents. He’s currently ranked 99th according to SurveyUSA’s ‘Net Job Approval’ poll ratings.

The race to the bottom is going to be difficult, and time is short. His biggest opponent now is Conrad Burns, MT, who has $137,000 and some Super Bowl tickets from some guy called Abramoff.

Senator Santorum, you’ve always claimed that you’re a good closer. I have faith that you can do this if you set your mind to it.